帮助改变C灯泡（常客请阅读） [英] help with changing C light bulb (regulars please read)
问题描述
发布课程
更换C灯泡需要多少张CLC小组海报？
1更换灯泡并发布灯泡已经改变
14分享更换灯泡的类似经验
灯泡如何以不同的方式进行更换
7要小心更换灯泡的危险
27指出关于换灯的帖子中的拼写/语法错误
灯泡
53点燃咒语跳棋
41纠正拼写/语法火焰
6争论它是否是灯泡或灯泡或灯泡。 ...
另外6人谴责这6人作为肛门保留工作
2行业专业人士告知小组正确的用语是
灯
15位知情人士声称*他们*在行业中，而且轻盈
bulb完全正确
156通过电子邮件向参与者的互联网服务提供商抱怨他们违反了他们的可接受的使用政策
109发布该组不是关于灯泡的，请将这个讨论带到灯泡组
203要求交叉发布到硬件论坛，非主题论坛，以及
灯泡组关于更换灯泡停止
111来保护发布到此小组说我们都使用光线
灯泡，因此帖子*与这个小组相关
306来讨论改变灯泡的方法是优越的，哪里可以买到最好的灯泡，什么牌子的灯泡最适合这种
技术以及哪些品牌有缺陷
27发布网址'其中可以看到不同灯泡的示例
14发布网址已发布到正确然后发布
更正的网址
3发布他们从网址中找到的与
这个组使灯泡与这个组相关
33链接所有帖子到目前为止，引用它们全部包括所有
标题和签名，并添加我也是
12发布到他们将不再发布的组，因为他们
无法处理灯泡争议
19引用我也是的话。说我三
4建议海报请求灯泡常见问题
44询问什么是FAQ ;
4说我们不久之前就没有经历过这个了吗？
143说 ;在发布问题之前，谷歌搜索灯泡
关于灯泡>
1论坛潜伏者回复6个月后的原始帖子和
重新开始吧....
请....
怎么用cn我的C程序太过prnt他在个人电脑上使用MS VC ++请用
代码通过电子邮件4星期一早上因为我有截止日期:-)
不能为此声称信用它是来自
http://www.computerjokes.net/216.htm
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Chris Hills写道：
发布课程
更换C灯泡需要多少张CLC团体海报？
1更换灯泡并发布灯泡已经过了
改变了
14分享更换灯泡的类似经历以及
灯泡可能会有不同的变化
< snip>
1个论坛潜伏者回复从现在开始6个月到原来的帖子和
重新开始....
请...
我如何使用C程序在PC上使用MS VC ++ pls和/ b
代码通过电子邮件4星期一早上因为我有截止日期:-)
int main（double i）
{
int * q =（int *）（void *）（double *）（int）（ i + * q ++）;
* ++ q =（double）（int） - q;
}
我甚至确保在我的
版本的gcc调用" gcc -ansi -pedantic t.c"上编译时没有警告或错误。所以它*必须*有效C.
嗯，它可能会做你所问的，未定义的行为就是这样;-)
无法为此声明信誉来自
http ：//www.computerjokes.net/216.htm
尽管仍然很有趣。
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Flash Gordon。
Chris Hills写道：
发布课程
你错过了一个。
>
多少个CLC组海报是否需要更换C灯泡？
1来自黑暗拥护者的帖子
< blockquote> Chris Hills写道：
发布课程
更改C需要多少CLC组海报升灯泡？
1从灯泡盒背面以
权威的声音发出指示，即使它们从未改变过
灯泡本身。
3发布明显错误的说明，然后
指出声称原来的问题是
其他的东西，它没有。
1表示这个问题不适合C语言和
因此你应该更改语言来解决它。
1给出更换灯泡的说明，忽略了
处理旧灯泡。
5给出更换灯泡的说明但不检查
你试图拧入插座的物品是不是' 'ta fork or
类似的东西。
2问你为什么需要更换灯泡，以及为什么你不能b / b
simp继续在黑暗中工作？
2用C ++给出答案。
16人用苛刻的回应上述人。
3个人回复以上人员的最佳帖子。
2个人回复以上的人用vitriol for使用谷歌
团体。
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Paul Hsieh
http://www.pobox.com/~qed/
http://bstring.sf.net/
A lesson in Posting
How many C.L.C group posters does it take to change a C light bulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
bulbs
53 to flame the spell checkers
41 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it''s "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...
another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is
"lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light
bulb" is perfectly correct
156 to email the participant''s ISPs complaining that they are in
violation of their "acceptable use policy"
109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take
this discussion to a lightbulb group
203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and
lightbulb group about changing light bulbs be stopped
111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this group
306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to
buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this
technique and what brands are faulty
27 to post URL''s where one can see examples of different light bulbs
14 to post that the URL''s were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL''s
3 to post about links they found from the URL''s that are relevant to
this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all
headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy
19 to quote the "Me too''s" to say "Me three"
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ
44 to ask what is a "FAQ"
4 to say "didn''t we go through this already a short time ago?"
143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions
about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
start it all over again....
pls....
how cn I rite a C programs too prnt his on a PC use MS VC++ pls snd
code by email 4 Monday moring as I have a deadline :-)
Can''t claim credit for this it was from
http://www.computerjokes.net/216.htm
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Chris Hills wrote:A lesson in Posting
How many C.L.C group posters does it take to change a C light bulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently<snip>
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
start it all over again....
pls....
how cn I rite a C programs too prnt his on a PC use MS VC++ pls snd
code by email 4 Monday moring as I have a deadline :-)int main(double i)
{
int *q=(int*)(void*)(double*)(int)(i + *q++);
*++q=(double)(int)--q;
}
I''ve even made sure that is compiles without warning or error on my
version of gcc invoked "gcc -ansi -pedantic t.c" so it *must* be valid C.
Well, it might do what you asked, undefined behaviour is like that ;-)
Can''t claim credit for this it was from
http://www.computerjokes.net/216.htmStill amusing though.
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Flash Gordon.
Chris Hills wrote:A lesson in PostingYou missed one.
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How many C.L.C group posters does it take to change a C light bulb?
1 post from a darkness advocate
Chris Hills wrote:A lesson in Posting
How many C.L.C group posters does it take to change a C light bulb?1 to give the instructions from the back of the light bulb box in an
authoritative sounding tone, even though they have never changed a
light bulb themselves.
3 to post instructions for doing it which are obviously wrong, then
when this is pointed out claim that the original question asked
something else that it didn''t.
1 to state that this problem is not appropriate for the C language and
therefore you should change languages to solve it.
1 to give instructions for changing the light bulb which neglects to
dispose of the old light bulb.
5 to give instructions for changing the light bulb but not check that
the item you are trying to screw into the socket isn''t a fork or
something like that.
2 to ask why you need to change the light bulb, and why you cannot
simply continue to work in the dark?
2 to give answers in C++.
16 people to respond to the above people with vitriol.
3 people to respond to the above people with vitriol for top-posting.
2 people to respond to the above people with vitriol for using Google
Groups.
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Paul Hsieh
http://www.pobox.com/~qed/
http://bstring.sf.net/
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